Limited Lifetime Warranty... Very Limited...

The first half of Stéphanie's laptop came in today: The carrying bag and Logitech V220 Mouse.

Upon checking the bag, we found Belkin's (very) Limited Lifetime Warranty. I'm wondering why this was even included with the bag. You'll wonder the same thing after reading this...

The Belkin NE-Model Laptop Case Warranty does not protect against acts of God such as flood, earthquake, war, vandalism, theft, normal-use wear and tear, erosion, depletion, obsolescence, or abuse.

Is there anything covered? Please post in a comment any theories or things you think the very-Limited Warranty covers.

Note: I always loved Belkin products, I'm just sharing this for laughs. Seriously, if you're looking for ergonomical computer accessories or laptop carrying bags and sleeves, look for Belkin products.